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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

15,343 notes   -  1 August

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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"Faggot"

lunadarkshine:

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BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.

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White person: uhm if you don't EDUCATE ME how will I know?
PoC: okay...
White person: *sommat racist*
PoC: that's racist.
White person: WHAT? NO IT'S NOT. HOW IS THAT RACIST? YOU'RE RACIST FOR MAKING THIS ABOUT RACE.
PoC: but... I'm telling it affects me as-
White person: YOU'RE BULLYING ME
PoC: listen, here's a link to an artic-
White person: I GUESS I'M JUST IGNORANT WHITE TRASH, HUH? I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY A PERSON OF COLOR. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME, YOU ELITIST
PoC: Are you fucking kidding me?!
White person: IF YOU DON'T EDUCATE ME IN A NICE TONE AND IN A NICE WAY THAT CODDLES ME HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU???? UGH. YOU'RE SO ANGRY. DON'T YOU KNOW I'M ON YOUR SIDE??!?!?!
PoC: *reminds self that beating the shit out of this person will end in jail time*
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liftingheavynshit:

twistedtruestory:

theathleticaestheticblog:

it is like 7 trillion degrees out wHY AM I NOT LAYING OUT IN MY BIKINI

because you’re trying to spare the sun the humiliation of being the 2nd hottest thing around

smooth

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